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去也门钓鲑鱼
亲爱的琼斯博士 Dear Dr. Jones,
我所代表的一位家产颇丰的客户 I act on behalf of a client with access to very substantial funds
想要投资一个项目 who has indicated a desire
有关将鲑鱼 to sponsor a project to introduce salmon
及钓鲑鱼活动引进也门 and the sport of salmon fishing into the Yemen.
我希望能够和您安排一次会面以确保 I would like to seek a meeting with you to identify
此项目的投资以及实施问题 how this challenging project might be initiated and resourced.
外交和联邦事务部也把此项目 I might add that the Foreign and Commonwealth Office
看作英也两国合作的象征给予了大力支持 supports the project as a symbol of Anglo-Yemeni cooperation.
哈莉·切伍德·塔波特小姐敬上 Yours sincerely, Harriet Chetwode-Talbot, Ms.
菲茨哈里斯&普莱斯投资顾问公司 Fitzharris & Price Investment Consultants.
好好享受你的晚上 Night. Have a good evening.
你也是 替我向你家兵哥问好 You, too. Say hi to soldier boy.
我们只是普通朋友 见过几次面而已 We're just friends, you know. We've only met a couple of times.
-你周一就这样说过了 -住嘴 - Yeah, you tell me that on Monday. - Shut up.
看到你真好 Hi. It's great to see you.
-我也是 抱歉 -是吗 - Yes. Me, too. Sorry. - Yes?
-是啊 -你也是 - Yes. - You, too.
-这才是开始 -别说了 我紧张 - No, "Yes" Is a start, that's fine. - Stop it, I'm so nervous.
你有什么可紧张的 Why are you nervous?
我不知道 我只是想看起来成熟一点 I don't know. I'm trying to be very sophisticated and grown-up.
好吧 成熟 确实有够成熟的 Right. No, grown-up, absolutely. Quite right, yeah.
-哈莉 -怎么了 - Harriet. - Yes?
谁最后到谁请客 Last one to the restaurant pays.
什么 What?
混蛋 You bastard.
亲爱的哈莉·切伍德·塔波特 Dear Harriet Chetwode-Talbot,
感谢你的来信 thank you for your e-mail.
作为渔业专家 鲑鱼的事我有些意见 As a fisheries specialist, permit me a word or two about salmon.
迁移的鲑鱼群只有在凉爽 Migratory salmonoids require cool,
并且含氧丰富的水中才能完成产卵 well-oxygenated water in which to spawn.
另外 在鲑鱼发育幼期 In addition, in the early stages of the salmon's life cycle,
作为食物来源的 a good supply of fly life
欧洲北部河流原生昆虫 indigenous to the northern European rivers
也对鲑鱼及幼鲑的生存至关重要 is necessary for the juvenile salmon, or parr, to survive.
到印度洋和红海有相当一段距离 Some considerable distance from the Indian Ocean,
我相信你是清楚的 or indeed the Red Sea, as I am sure you are aware,
而外联部显然不清楚 though apparently not the Foreign and Commonwealth Office.
我们假设在也门的自然条件下 We conclude that conditions in the Yemen
这个计划难以实施 make this project unfeasible.
是完全行不通 Fundamentally unfeasible.
对 完全行不通 Yes, yes. Fundamentally unfeasible.
我们都会因此而后悔的 We therefore regret
在这个问题上 我们帮不了您 that we are unable to help you any further in this matter.
阿尔弗雷德·琼斯博士敬上 Yours, Alfred Jones, Doctor.
我在你的三明治里加了鸭肝头 I've put duck liver pate in your sandwich.
好极了 That's lovely.
对了 我先去睡了 Righto. I'm off to bed.
现在就睡吗 Already?
-机场的车五点过来 -好吧 - Airport car's coming at 5:00. - Righto.
关于石蛾捕蝇纸 我有一个新想法 I'll maybe have another wee pass at the caddis fly paper.
你可以在飞机上看看 You could read it on the airplane.
我忙着做报告呢 亲爱的 回来再看 Up to my ear in reports, darling. I'll read it when I'm back.
好吧 那晚安 Right, then. Good night.
天啊 不可以 我不能这么做 Oh, my God, I don't do this. I don't do this.
没什么不可以的 No, I can tell.
我很久没做这档子事了 I haven't done this in a really long time.
-好了 -我害怕 - Okay. - I'm so shy.
-好吧 我睡沙发 -我害怕 - Okay. No, I'll sleep on the sofa. - No, I'm so shy.
哈莉 说真的 我... Look, Harriet, I mean it. I...
闭嘴 Shut up.
你总是在说你怕 You were saying. You're shy.
我确实是怕 I am shy and quiet.
就像希特勒那样 我是认真的 Like Hitler. I'm serious.
罗伯特 我... Robert, I...
别这样 忘记我吧 Don't do this and then forget me.
我不想成为晨起兵营里讨论的笑话 I just don't wanna be an army barracks joke in the morning.
别这样对我 Please be nice to me.
哈莉 我也是认真的 真的 Harriet, I'm serious, too. I mean it.
如果你想让我睡沙发 我 So if you want me to sleep on the sofa, then I'll...
梅耶斯上尉 如果你再说一次 If you say, Captain Mayers,
你要睡沙发的话 one more time you'll sleep on the sofa,
那你就真的去睡沙发吧 you'll bloody well sleep on the sofa.
罗伯特·梅耶斯上尉 3-6-4-7-7-2 Captain Robert Mayers, 3-6-4-7-7-2.
我是麦斯威尔 你最好有要紧事儿 Maxwell. Better be good.
麦斯威尔女士 出现了新情况 Mrs. Maxwell, we have a situation.
-什么 -阿富汗出现紧急情况 - What? - Code Red in Afghanistan.
你睡吧 Go to sleep.
热点新闻
你最好不要告诉我那是清真寺 Tell me that's not a mosque.
那是个宗教建筑 Well, it is a religious establishment...
-那就是清真寺了 -是的 - Of course it's a bloody mosque! - Well, of course...
-怎么了 -去睡觉 - What's up? - Go to sleep.
-进行联合行动 -不 不 不行 - ...make this a joint operation. - No, no,no, no,no, no,no.
英国和这件事没有任何关系 The British have absolutely nothing to do with this whatsoever.
我要让阿富汗的每一个男人 女人 And I want every single man, woman,
孩子甚至山羊都明白这一点 child and goat in Afghanistan to know that.
英国国家新闻署
天哪 我认为我们无法控制 My God, I didn't think we could
阿富汗这场战争的影响 make the war in Afghanistan any less popular,
但是 这事我也说不准 but, hey, even I can be wrong.
我们接下来还是要 We'll have Vera Lynn
对于薇拉·琳的自杀事件表示慰问 strapping on her suicide belt in sympathy next.
海军陆战队 一群亡命之徒 Bravo, the bloody Marines.
够了 你们这群家伙 Right, you lot.
我们需要正面的中东新闻 要够分量 We need a good news story from the Middle East, a big one.
现在就要 你们有一个小时的时间 And we need it now. You've got an hour, get on with it.
中东正面新闻
正面新闻 Good news, eh?
活力女生团体中东行 New girl band, Middle East tour.
也许可以 Maybe. Maybe.
触摸我 不 不 不 Touch my body. No, no...
好吧 Okay.
不 看来不行 Maybe not. No.
英国人横穿阿拉伯 British trans-Arabian rally.
看在上帝的份儿上 For God's sake.
快 快 赶快想啊 这是什么 Come on, come on. Come up with something. What's this?
关于在也门引进钓鲑鱼活动 A project to introduce salmon fishing to the Yemen.
钓鲑鱼 在也门钓鲑鱼 Salmon fishing. Salmon fishing in the Yemen.
你那一群牛津剑桥的低能儿 Is that the best you puffed-up Oxbridge-educated moronic buffoons
就只能想出这些主意吗 can come up with?
喂 是的 首相大人 Yes? Yes, Prime Minister.
我正在处理这件事 Well, no, I'm working on it right now.
我想我会让您满意的 I think I may have come up with something that you'll like.
钓鲑鱼 钓鲑鱼 Salmon fishing. Salmon fishing.
唐宁街10号 英国首相官邸
你们想看我被炒鱿鱼吗 Are you dollies trying to get me fired?
我们走吧 Well, here we go.
就选鱼吧 Fish it is.
英国农业部
-早啊 -早 - Morning. - Good morning.
-早 -早 - Morning. - Morning.
-早 -早 - Morning. - Hello.
汉普夏阿文河的巨型鲑鱼
麦斯威尔小姐在一线 先生 Mrs. Maxwell on line one, sir.
告诉她占线 Busy.
她说有急事 先生 She says it's urgent, sir.
麦斯威尔是什么人 Maxwell who?
她是首相的新闻发布官 The press officer to the Prime Minister, sir.
帕崔莎 Patricia.
你还没退休呢吧 They haven't pensioned you off yet, then?
听着 我从外联部了解到一个点子 Listen, I got the heads-up from the FCO about this
在也门引进鲑鱼 怎么样 salmon fishing in the Yemen. Fancy it?
-只是 -我们同意了 - Well, I... - We do.
弄出中东方面的正面新闻 Chasing a good news story out of the Middle East.
英也关系就重新步入正轨 Anglo-Yemeni relations back on track.
通过钓鱼这项古老的运动 Arab-Western cultural détente through the ancient sport
缓和中东矛盾 你觉得怎么样 of yanking poor sodding fish out of rivers. What do you reckon?
说实话 这有点不太现实 Well, it's a bit of a long shot, to be honest.
不要总这么诚实 Well, don't be honest.
掏钱的疯子是个搞石油的酋长 挥金如土 Lunatic's an oil sheikh. Got money pouring out of his arse.
还是我们西方人的好朋友 Good friend of the West.
也是党的好伙伴 所以试一试吧 Good friend of the Party, too, so give it a go, eh, dolly?
好 我们现在就抓紧工作 帕崔莎 Well, we'll certainly bend every sinew to the job, Patricia.
我立刻组建一个工作小组 I'll set up a working party immediately.
什么 What?
别拿工作小组唬我 拖拖拉拉的家伙 Don't you "Working party" Me, you short-arsed little pen-pusher.
不许给我拖 马上去办 I did not say kick it into the long grass. I said do it!
好吧 帕崔莎 马... Yes, Patricia. Right...
马上 ...away.
琼斯先生 Mr. Jones?
早安 琼斯先生 Morning, Mr. Jones.
早上好 贝蒂 周末过得不错吧 Good morning, Betty. I trust you had a nice weekend.
嗯 谢谢琼斯先生 撒丹先生找您 Yes, thank you, Mr. Jones. Mr. Sugden would like a word.
他有事吗 你觉得这个怎么样 Would he indeed? What do you think of that?
用来做石蛾的报道 It's for the caddis fly report.
报道还需要生动一些 Need something racy for the cover.
来适应当今这个网络视频时代 Something to rev up the YouTube generation.
我知道这不属于 I know it's not quite
科学论文的考虑范围 what we would expect from a scientific paper,
但我们必须要与时俱进 伯恩赛德小姐 but we must keep up with the times, Mrs. Burnside.
撒丹先生要见您 琼斯先生 Mr. Sugden asked to see you, Mr. Jones.
我不知道我这儿有没有 I'm not too sure that I don't have a picture
关于蜘蛛吃石蛾的照片了 of a caddis being eaten alive by a spider somewhere.
在这呢 太美了 There it is. That's a beauty.
你看这张怎么样 What do you think about that for...
我的天 Good God.
有点过了 你觉得呢 Little too much, do you think?
不过 放恐怖片里一点也不吓人 No, not if you're making a horror film.
这有一封邮件 是关于鲑鱼的事情的 Look, this e-mail about the salmon thing.
难道今天是愚人节还是怎么了 Yes. Did I miss April Fools' Day or something?
你不喜欢我刻薄地对待 Did you like my little swipe
外联部的那群呆子们吗 at the Foreign and Commonwealth Office wonks?
我今天又收到了外联部的一封邮件 Yeah, well, I just had another e-mail from the FCO today.
我是不是做的过了 Rattle their cage, did I?
你不会真去和她会面吧 Look, you wouldn't take a meeting with her, would you?
这个什么切伍德·塔波特小姐 This Chetwode-Talbot woman.
她代表的是那个穆罕默德酋长 She represents this Sheikh Muhammed bloke.
我为什么要去见她 Why would I want to do that?
我怎么可能为了 Why would I want to traipse
这种毫无意义的事跑去伦敦 across London to discuss that nonsense?
你们都知道 我这儿有很多正事要处理 I've very important work to do here, as you can very well see.
外联部无休止的骚扰 Yeah, well, the FCO, in their infinite W,
说明这件事同样很重要 阿尔弗雷德 feel that a meeting on this is important business, too, Alfred.
天啊 真是个好管闲事的政府 Lord, the tendrils of this busybody government.
琼斯博士 作为你的顶头上司 Dr. Jones, as your Operational Line Manager,
我命令你带着你的满腹牢骚 I am asking you with extreme prejudice
去见见这个哈莉·切伍德·塔波特 to take a meeting with Harriet Chetwode-Talbot.
这是命令吗 I take it that's an order?
你说呢 Take it how you wish.
纳粹 Nazi.
蠢货 早上好 Wanker. Morning.
斐兹哈斯投资顾问代理处
琼斯博士 Dr. Jones?
我约了切伍德·塔波特小姐 Miss Chetwode-Talbot is expecting me.
是的 叫我哈莉就好了 Yes, it's a bit of a mouthful. Do call me Harriet.
-很高兴见到你 -我也是 跟我来 - Nice to meet you. - You, too. Do you want to come with me?
好 Yes.
请进 Do come in.
请坐 Please, sit down.
随便坐 喝茶还是咖啡 Yeah, anywhere you like. Would you like tea or coffee?
不了 谢谢 No, thank you.
那么 So...
由菲茨哈里斯&普莱斯公司代表酋长先生的本国资产 Fitzharris & Price represent the sheikh's assets in this country,
包括苏格兰的部分房产 including a number of estates in Scotland.
他十分热衷垂钓 所以他希望我们 He's a very keen fisherman, so he asked us if we would...
-水 -什么 - Water. - Sorry?
水 切伍德·塔波特小姐 氧化二氢 Water, Miss Chetwode-Talbot. H2O.
你想要矿泉水还是纯净水 Do you want sparkling or still?
不是说我 是说鱼 Not for me, for the fish.
鱼离不开水 你不会不懂吧 Fish require water. You are familiar with that concept?
我知道 Yes. I am, yes.
这就省事了 So, to save us both a lot of time,
我简单说一下 let me keep this brief and simple.
这儿气温低 雨量大 Here it's very cold. It rains a lot.
而这里气温高 降水稀少 Here it's very hot. It doesn't rain a lot.
明白差别了吗 Do you see the difference?
你指的是沙特 博士 不是也门 Well, you're pointing to Saudi Arabia, Dr. Jones, not the Yemen.
你是故意胡搅蛮缠的吧 You seem to be deliberately missing the point.
没有 我很认真 With respect, not really.
你看 和沙特不同 也门的部分地区 You see, unlike Saudi Arabia, parts of the Yemen
雨季一个月的降水量能达到250毫米 get up to 250 millimeters of rainfall a month in the wet season.
它处在季风区的边缘上 It gets the edge of the monsoon, you see.
那么旱季呢 And the dry season?
好吧 值得一提的是 Well, interestingly,
在近期的石油勘探中 recent oil explorations
发现了大量的储水层 have uncovered a number of very large freshwater aquifers,
能够通过大坝 which could sort of recharge
在旱季补充水源 the wadi in the dry season using a dam.
确实如此 I'm sure they could.
那等他修好了大坝 你再来找我吧 So, when he's built his dam, why don't you get back to me then?
大坝很多年前就建好了 Completed, couple of years ago.
长期计划是用来灌溉沙漠的 Long-term plan is to irrigate thousands of acres of desert.
我们可以在那里种西瓜 玉米 棉花 We could grow watermelons, maize, cotton.
现在你是打算告诉我说 Now you're going to tell me
也门的气候其实并不热吗 it isn't hot in the Yemen, too, aren't you?
其实 在那里的山地区 Well, in the mountainous areas,
晚上的气温达到了20摄氏度以下 the nighttime temperatures get down to well below 20 Celsius.
当然了 专业知识要看您 琼斯博士 And, of course, I defer to your expert knowledge, Dr. Jones,
但是我深信 but I do believe that
太平洋鲑能在加利福尼亚那样的南部生存 Pacific salmon get as far south as California.
而那里的气温也和这里是迥然不同的 Temperatures are not too dissimilar there.
-水 -还是鱼吗 - Water. - For the fish.
-不 是我要喝 -好的 - No, for me. - Of course.
切伍德·塔波特小姐 Ms. Chetwode-Talbot.
怎么了 博士 Yes, Dr. Jones?
这显然很荒谬 This is plainly ridiculous.
对鲑鱼来说 There's just no way that
在那样的环境下是不可能生存的 salmon can survive in those sort of environments.
如果酋长先生那么想花钱 If your sheikh wants to pour his money down the drain,
何不投资足球俱乐部或者别的什么呢 why doesn't he buy himself a football club or something?
听着 琼斯博士 Look, Dr. Jones.
我没有任何立场去 I don't really think it's my place
解释清楚酋长的动机 to explain the sheikh's motivations.
但是 我始终认为 But I will say this,
在我们所有的客户中 他是与众不同的 that of all of our wealthy clients, he is different.
他是一个有远见的人 I would go so far as to describe him as a visionary man.
-有远见的梦想家吗 -是的 - A visionary? - Yes, I know,
我知道也许这样说很老套 it's not a very fashionable word,
但是如果你接受这个项目 but if you decide to take this project with us,
当你见到他的时候你就明白了 then you can judge for yourself when you meet him.
我的顶头上司叫我过来 My line manager asked me to come here
参加这次会面就是讨论这个项目 and take this meeting to discuss your project
我已经做到了 and that I have done.
耽误了你的时间 切伍德·塔波特小姐 I thank you for your time, Ms. Chetwode-Talbot.
我先走了 告辞 I'll see myself out. Goodbye.
谢谢 Thank you.
你收到我的邮件了吗 Did you get my e-mail?
收到了 关于什么的 Yes. What did it say?
不出所料 白费时间 Took the meeting. Waste of time, as predicted.
如果你没事的话 我要回去工作了 Now, if you don't mind, I'll get back to my work.
琼斯博士 Dr. Jones.
这是什么 What is this?
P45 P45.
抱歉 我不明白 I'm sorry, I don't... I don't understand.
当雇主不再需要雇员时 Well, a P45 is the official document given to an employee
就会给他一份 when his services are no
这样的P45材料 longer required by his, or her, employer.
但是 伯纳德 我已经... Yes, but, Bernard, this has got my...
或者你可以签署这份文件 Or you can sign this letter
表示你很乐意接手 stating that you are delighted to assign yourself, exclusively,
也门的鲑鱼项目 to the Yemeni salmon fishing project with immediate effect.
你自己选吧 It's up to you.
可是 伯纳德 But, Bernard,
你知道你在开什么玩笑吗 you know as well as I do this thing is a bloody joke.
你明明知道没可能... There's no way you can get salmon that far up a...
那就选那个 Just there.
你这是在威胁我 撒丹 太过分了 This is blackmail, Sugden. This is a bloody outrage.
借调期间 由菲茨哈里斯&普莱斯 Fitzharris & Price will
支付你的薪水 be paying your salary while on secondment.
几乎是现在的两倍 这确实很过分 Almost double what it is now. I'd say that's a bloody outrage.
两倍薪水? 你能让我考虑一下吗 Double? Can I have time to think about this?
不能 Nope.
-那借我用一下你的笔 -不可以 - Can I borrow your pen? - No.
这斜尖钢笔是我独有的 It's my special one with the italic nib.
停下 停下 停下 Hold it, hold it. Hold it.
布莱恩 你第七小节是什么内容 Brian, what... What have you got in bar seven?
我应该辞职的 I should have resigned.
那可不值得 You can't afford to resign.
这是原则问题 Matter of principle.
我是搞科学的 玛丽 I have a standing in the scientific community, Mary.
事关名誉 A reputation.
你还有按揭要还 You have a mortgage.
二 三 四 Two, three, four.
也许我应该辞职 Maybe I should resign.
我们还能要个孩子 We could have a baby.
为什么不这样呢 你继续工作 Why not? You could stay on at work
我去抚养孩子 and I could bring up the nipper.
我可以带他逛公园 去上学 I could take him to the park and to school.
我可以带他去钓鱼 I could take him fishing.
你说呢 What do you think?
他们在日内瓦已经全乱套了 They're really losing the plot in Geneva.
前一秒还在买欧元 One minute they're buying Euros,
下一秒就去炒美元了 the next minute they can't ditch them fast enough for dollars.
他们慌了 想着怎么样才能脱离困境 They're panicking, and guess who they want to bail them out.
我搞不懂这些 I can't imagine.
请说指令 Say a command.
-闭嘴 -请说指令 - Shut up. - Say a command.
你们到底吵什么呢 What were you shouting about back there?
没什么 Nothing.
请说指令 Say a command.
天啊 Oh, Lord.
休息一会儿 Well, that should do you for a while.
谢谢你 玛丽 Thank you, Mary.
晚安 Good night.
晚安 亲爱的 Night, dear.
该死 Oh, Jesus.
早上好 Good morning.
明白 Yes, Staff.
我要走了 I've gotta go.
现在吗 Now?
是啊 刚打来电话叫 Yeah. That was the call.
对不起 Sorry.
是去阿富汗吗 Is it Afghanistan?
只知道是个沙漠区 It's somewhere sandy, that's for sure.
-我去拿些茶来 -不用了 - I'll go get some tea. - No, look...
-不要 罗伯特 -不 过这儿来 - No, it's all right, Robert. It's... - No, no, come here.
想想这几个礼拜 Look, the last few weeks...
真的很棒 This is good.
棒极了 Wonderful.
我不会对你说谎的 我不知道要去多久 I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't know how long I'm gonna be.
你会等我吗 Will you wait for me?
去拿茶叶来吧 Now go get that tea.
混蛋 You bastard.
首先 我们需要从南海 Well, firstly, we would need to trap 10,000 salmon
捕一万只鲑鱼 并按照合约规定 from the North Sea, for the sake of argument,
把它们活着送去也门 别问我怎么做 get them to the Yemen alive, don't ask me how,
要养在能够控制温度 where they would be deposited
和氧气浓度的储鱼罐里 in temperature and oxygen-controlled
罐子放在河床上 holding tanks built into a wadi
然后祈祷上帝 等待雨季来临 that would, hallelujah, open during the rainy season,
让鲑鱼逆流而上迁移10千米 allowing the salmon to migrate upstream for, say, 10 kilometers,
再让你的酋长大人 which would allow your sheikh
心满意足地把它们从水里钓出来 to hoick them out of the water to his heart's content.
当然 到了旱季 Of course, until the dry season,
这些鱼就会全部 when they will all
死掉 die.
除非我们一整年都打开大坝滋润河床 Well, unless we feed the wadi all year round using the dam.
是的 那蠢货 Of course. Stupid idiot man.
用宝贵的水资源 Why not use precious water resources
满足一个人的钓鱼爱好真是太好了 to support one man's sport fishing?
既然我们能保证一年的水供应 So, now that we have year-round water,
那么为什么不建些碎石产卵地 why not build some gravel spawning grounds,
来饲养史上首批阿拉伯鲑鱼呢 breed the world's first Arabian salmon,
教那些聪明的小家伙适应印度洋的新生活 and teach the clever fellows to migrate to the Indian Ocean...
真是好主意 Wonderful, wonderful idea.
让他们唱 快快乐乐蹦蹦跳 ...singing, "Step we gaily,
你挨我挤脚碰脚[苏格兰民歌] here we go. Heel for heel and toe for toe."
成本大概是多少 Rough cost?
成本 Cost?
成本啊 Cost.
四千万 不对 四千五百万 Forty million. No, 45...
-五千万 -美元吗 - Fifty million. - Dollars?
-美元 -美元 - Dollars. - Dollars.
不对 是英镑 Or pounds.
那就英镑 Pounds.
最少得这么多 At least.
所以说 这个计划理论上可行 So it's theoretically possible?
是啊 理论上可行 Well, it's theoretically possible in the same way
把人送上火星在理论上也是可行的 as a manned mission to Mars is theoretically possible.
很不错 琼斯博士 It's very impressive, Dr. Jones.
不错个屁 这些都是我信口乱编的 No, it's not. It's nonsense. Look, I just made it all up.
不 我是说你的画 No, the drawing.
可以说你很有天赋 Real talent, if I might say so.
开头很顺利 Excellent start.
我觉得我们是不是应该开始实施了 So I suppose we should just crack on and get things started now?
我不能按这个计划做 You can't hold me to this.
这些只是我随便想出来的 I mean, these are just random ideas.
只是开个玩笑 I mean, this is a sort of joke.
我相信你不会拿 Well, I'm sure you wouldn't
五千万的大工程开玩笑的 琼斯博士 joke about a 50-million-pound project, Dr. Jones.
而且你还是负责人之一 Not when you're in charge of it.
酋长很想见见你 Well, the sheikh is so looking forward to meeting you,
他几周之后就回来了 and he'll be back in the next couple of weeks.
所以 在这几周时间里 So, in the meantime,
我还能为你做点什么吗 is there anything else that I can do for you?
事实上 确实有件事 Well, as a matter of fact, there is.
你能不能帮我安排 Could you arrange a meeting
和三峡大坝的水利工程师们开个会 with the hydro-engineering team from the Three Gorges Dam?
中国的那个吗 The one in China?
还有别的三峡大坝吗 Is there another?
还有英国氧气公司 也得和他们开个会 British Oxygen Company. A meeting with them as well.
对了 那个大型运输机叫什么来着 And then, what are those great big transport aircraft called?
俄罗斯军用大型... The big Russian military...
安东诺夫 Antonovs.
想办法租两架来 Find out about renting two of those,
一架装鱼 one for the fish and one to
一架装我们需要的钱 carry all the money that we're going to need.
把这些安排好之后 我就可以开始工作了 When that's done, I'd be delighted to start working.
日安 切伍德·塔波特小姐 Good day, Ms. Chetwode-Talbot.
日安 琼斯博士 Good day, Dr. Jones.
玛丽 Mary!
在这儿呢 Up here.
我刚把那个切伍德·塔波特讽刺了一通 Boy, did I put a hurricane up that Chetwode-Talbot woman.
你要是在场肯定笑死 You would have laughed.
我告诉她要跟三峡大坝的 I told her I wanted a
工程队开会 meeting with the Three Gorges Dam team from...
你要去哪儿 Where are you going?
日内瓦 跟你说过的 Geneva. I told you.
你没说现在就要走啊 You didn't say now.
我说了 明天就走 Well, I am. Tomorrow.
那你要去多久 Well, how long are you going for?
先去六个礼拜 Six weeks, to start with.
六个礼拜 Six weeks?
没必要大呼小叫的 There's no need to shout.
那可是六个礼拜啊 玛丽 Six weeks, though, Mary.
这是一次难得的机遇 This is a big chance for me.
我要负责整个行动 I'll be heading up the whole operation.
你至少该说句祝贺吧 Well, you could say "Congratulations."
好极了 Great.
要适可而止 婚姻还是工作 Enough is enough. It's job or marriage.
必须现在就做出选择 该死 You've got to make a decision and make it now, God damn it.
有飞机的 弗雷德 There are planes, you know, Fred.
而且我星期天基本都休息 And I get Sundays off. Mostly.
你又可以把那些乱七八糟的渔具 You can get all your horrible
拿出来用了 old fishing stuff out again.
你都没有问过我 就擅自决定了 Didn't even ask me. Just went and did it.
我知道 很抱歉 I know. I'm sorry.
只是我突然觉得这是正确的选择 It just suddenly seemed like the right decision.
可能对我俩都有好处 Maybe for both of us.
弗雷德 我不想不欢而散 Fred, I don't want to leave on bad terms.
不 不行 No. No.
我去开瓶汽酒 好吗 I'll open a bottle of something fizzy. Okay?
来自阿富汗的消息 Reports are coming in from Afghanistan
一名英国士兵在赫尔曼德省执行任务时身亡 of a British soldier killed while on duty in Helmand Province.
他在对当地村庄进行例行搜查时 An improvised explosive device detonated
一枚自制爆炸物被引爆 during a routine search in a local village. This...
文化部长被拍到在干嘛 The Minister for Culture's been photographed doing what?
穿衣服了吗 Naked or clothed?
男的还是女的 Boy or girl?
多大 How old?
老天 至少她年龄够了 Jesus. Well, at least she's legal.
就说政府方面的回应是 Press statement from us saying
我党专注政事而非私事 that we're a party of policy not personality,
我们工作的重心是 concentrating on the real issues of
如何在经济困难时期使国家发展步入正轨 getting this country back on track in times of economic hardship
而不是小报花边新闻 等等这种话 and not tabloid sensationalism, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
然后每个头版上都要登那个没用的蠢货 Meanwhile, get the useless arse on the front page of every paper
登他怎么真诚道歉 apologizing for being born,
在你好杂志里大版面刊登 big spread in Hello!
他宽容大度的金发妻子和可爱孩子的照片 With blonde forgiving wife and cute kids.
如果他孩子不可爱 就找匹马什么的 If they're not cute, find a horse or something.
乔舒亚 帽子 Joshua! Hood.
别对我龇牙 臭小子 Don't you suck your teeth at me, young man.
我可不是巴尔地摩贫民区里的妓女 I'm not one of your bitches from the Baltimore low-rises.
明白吗 我可是你妈妈 You feel me? I'm your fucking mother!
我挂了 要开会 Got to go. Meeting.
穆罕默德酋长已向 在也门钓鲑鱼计划 投入五千万英镑
亲爱的琼斯博士 Dear Dr. Jones,
酋长邀您 the sheikh has requested
在他格伦图洛的别墅中小聚 your company at his estate in Glen Tulloch
进一步讨论鲑鱼项目 to discuss the salmon project further.
请告诉我您哪天有空 Please advise which dates would suit you best.
非常感谢 哈莉·切伍德·塔波特 菲茨哈里斯&普莱斯 Many thanks, Harriet Chetwode-Talbot, Fitzharris & Price.
撒丹在餐厅等你 先生 Mr. Sugden would like to see you in the canteen, sir.
真想拿把米尺抽他丫的 Up his arse with a meter ruler.
谢谢 贝蒂 Thanks, Betty.
-哪个是他 -坐那边的 - Which one is he? - Over here.
弗雷德 Fred.
向你介绍帕崔莎·麦斯威尔 Can I introduce Patricia Maxwell?
她是首相的新闻官 She is the Prime Minister's press officer.
你好 Hello.
那个什么穆罕默德酋长投了五千万 Fifty million from Sheikh Muhammed thingammy.
这只是钓鲑鱼计划 It's the first-stage payment on research development
的一期研究经费投资 for the salmon fishing project.
首相十分关注这一计划 The PM's keeping a close eye on this one.
我们当前正需要一些 It's just what we need right now,
英阿友好关系的报道 a bit of Anglo-Arab news
不要老是战火冲天的 that isn't about things that explode.
我想问 确定要去了吗 I want to know, is it a goer?
这能确定吗 事情很复杂 Goer? Well, look, the complexities.
我都不知道从何说起 I mean, I barely know even where to begin,
首先 我们要一万条活鲑鱼 but, well, just for starters, we would need 10,000 live salmon.
一万条很多吗 Is 10,000 salmon a lot?
如果要从英国水域里找的话 Well, if they're to come from British waters,
而且看来只能从英国找 and I don't see where else they're gonna come from.
就需要环境署的批准 I mean, you would need the permission of the Environment Agency.
交给你了 伯纳德 That's your job, Bernard.
好了 你跟环境署谈好 Okay, so you get on to the EA and
给他一万条鲑鱼 get this man his salmon.
-麦斯威尔女士 -是夫人 我结婚了 - Miss Maxwell. Ms. - Mrs. Happily married.
名人录里有详情 Details in Who's Who.
麦斯威尔夫人 全英有两百万渔民 Mrs. Maxwell, there are two million fishermen in the UK
他们一般会保护... who are, I would say, unusually protective of...
多少 How many?
-两百万 -两百万 - Two million. - Two million?
-没错 -天哪 - Yes. - Bloody hell.
有两百万人甩着钓鱼竿过日子吗 Two million out there waving their little rods around?
他们会投我们的票吗 Are they the kind that vote our way?
以我经验来看 他们会投给 They vote for those that
保护鱼类的人 best look after their fish, in my experience.
那是当然 那是当然 I bet they do, I bet they do.
好了 那就让首相 Right, so, Prime Minister
上《渔业周刊》之类的杂志封面 on the front cover of Fishy Weekly or whatever.
标题是 英国渔民的好朋友 Best friend of the British fisherfolk.
首相用鱼叉刺向跃出水面的鲑鱼 Spearing a leaping salmon.
真是好主意 I like this.
棒极了 I like it a lo' .
那些人有专门杂志的吧 他们识字的吧 They do have magazines, these people? They can read?
是 有《垂钓时代》 《鲑鱼家族》 Aye, the Angling Times, Trout and Salmon,
《粗钓月刊》 《鲈鱼爱好者》 Coarse Fishing Monthly, Bassmania.
《鲈鱼爱好者》 Bassmania?
太棒了 Marvelous.
棒极了 真是棒极了 Marvelous. That's marvelous.
现在这个变成重点项目了 This has just become a priority project.
有什么要我帮忙的 尽管打电话 Anything I can do, just give me a call.
两百万 Two million.
真是一大票人啊 God, men, what a species.
我觉得她没抓住重点 I don't think she got the right end of the stick there.
你说了算 伯纳德 Your call, I think, Bernard.
请在周五之前搞来 Ten thousand
一万条大西洋鲑鱼 native Atlantic salmon
放我桌子上 再见 on my desk by Friday, please.
你最好也别闲着 琼斯 Yeah, well, you'd just better come through on this, Jones.
首相 你会钓鱼吗
看情况
会还是不会
可能会
我的老天 我们有两百万选民都爱挥钓竿
那我当然会钓鱼
我很久不到这里来了 It's been a long time since I was back.
-是吗 -很久了 - Yes? - A long time.
看到了吗 You see?
-他住在那儿吗 -是啊 - Is that where he lives? - Yes.
他有很多处房产 但这座是他的最爱 He has many estates, but this one's his favorite.
请允许我介绍马尔科姆 这里的管家 May I present Malcolm, the butler.
你好 Hello.
-这是琼斯博士 -欢迎来格伦图洛 先生 - This is Dr. Jones. - Welcome to Glen Tulloch, sir.
酋长阁下建议 His Excellency thought you
您在等待的时候 might like to avail yourself of the fishing
钓一会儿鱼 while you're waiting.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
请允许我介绍穆罕默德·宾·在迪·巴尼·蒂哈马酋长 May I present Sheikh Muhammed bin Zaidi bani Tihama.
这是琼斯博士 This is Dr. Jones.
很高兴见到你 阁下 It's a great pleasure to meet you, Your Excellency.
见到毛琼斯的发明者 To meet the creator of the Woolly Jones,
是我的荣幸 先生 the pleasure's all mine, sir.
您太客气了 That's very kind.
切伍德·塔波特女士 你有没有发现 Ms. Chetwode-Talbot, do you realize that for more than 10 years
我这十多年来钓鱼一直都用毛琼斯 I have fished with a Woolly Jones?
真的吗 毛琼斯是什么 Really? What's a Woolly Jones?
琼斯博士发明了一种有名的飞蝇[一种钓饵] Dr. Jones invented a famous fly.
其实把这种东西叫飞蝇不太恰当 Well, it's a sentimental habit that some fly-tiers have
因为有些这东西脱离 of calling a fly after...
反正我不太喜欢这种饵 但是... Anyway, I don't approve of that sort of thing normally, but...
毛琼斯 好名字 Woolly Jones. It's a great name.
这种飞蝇超好用 这点毋庸置疑 A bloody good fly, that's for sure.
请允许我带你去 Please allow me to show
一块宝地 离这儿很近 you a delightful lie just around the corner.
当然可以 我们走 Absolutely. Lead on.
你是不是觉得我疯了 You think I'm mad?
-不 阁下 - 你肯定这么想 - No, Your Excellency. I... - Of course you do.
不然我会觉得你判断力有问题 I would question your judgment if you did not.
虽然我有足够的判断力知道 Though I have judgment enough to know
那里有一条比我还聪明的鱼 that under there lies a fish much cleverer than I.
我在很多方面十分崇敬英国人 I'm a great admirer of the British for many reasons,
但有些地方我不明白 but still there are mysteries to me.
富人怕穷人 The rich are frightened of the poor.
穷人怕富人 The poor are frightened of the rich.
就连你们那些政客 And even your politicians,
都尽力想带着一口亲民的《东伦敦人》腔 they try to sound like the people on the EastEnders.
但这个电视剧不错 A wonderful program, but still.
是啊 英国伟大的等级制度 Yes, the great British class system.
没错 Indeed.
但我发现 But fishermen, I have noticed,
垂钓者并不在意我的肤色 我的贫富 they don't care whether I'm brown or white, rich or poor,
穿长袍还是防水靴 wearing robes or waders.
他们唯一关心的就是鱼 河水 All they care about is the fish, the river
和钓鱼的游戏 and the game we play.
对钓客来说 For fishermen, the only
只需要耐心 宽容和人道 virtues are patience, tolerance and humility.
我喜欢这样 I like this.
你被我的天真吓傻了 阿尔弗雷德博士 You are struck dumb by my naivety, Dr. Alfred.
不 咬钩了 No, you're on.
-什么 -你的鱼咬钩了 - What? - You're on.
-这是个征兆 -征兆 - This is a sign. - A sign?
让我别废话 专心钓鱼 A sign that I should stop talking bollocks and fish.
过来 Come here.
-干得漂亮 先生 -谢谢 - Nicely done, sir. - Thank you.
非常漂亮 Very nicely done.
切伍德·塔波特女士 Ms. Chetwode-Talbot.
你好 琼斯博士 Hello, Dr. Jones.
那是你的吗 Is that yours?
-礼服 -是的 - The dress. - Yes.
这套不是我的 This is not mine.
挺合身啊 It suits you very well.
谢谢 Thank you.
他们好像知道我穿几码 They seem to know my size.
你不觉得这有点吓人吗 That not strike you as a wee bit sinister?
酋长的裁缝用卫星测量设备之类的东西 The idea of the sheikh's tailor tracking me across London
追踪我到伦敦 with some kind of satellite measuring device?
他们问我要你的尺寸 They asked me for your size.
所以我猜了一下 And I took a guess.
为日后参考 Well, for future reference,
我腰围32英寸 切伍德·塔波特女士 I have a 32-inch waist, Ms. Chetwode-Talbot.
-好吧 -不是34 - Right. - Not a 34.
没有责怪你的意思 No pies for me.
没关系 很抱歉 Note taken, sorry about that.
谢谢 Thank you.
哈莉女士把你绝妙的计划都告诉我了 Ms. Harriet has told me of your marvelous plan.
计划 其实不能算计划 Plan? Well, not so much of a plan, really,
充其量只是一个可行性分析 as more of a feasibility study.
你说理论上可行 琼斯博士 Theoretically possible, you said, Dr. Jones.
这确实不假 Theoretically. Indeed.
如果能成功 一定是上帝赐予的奇迹 It would be a miracle of God if it were to happen.
我更相信事实和数据 I'm more of a facts-and-figures man myself.
你不信教吗 You're not a religious man?
不 不信 No. No, I'm not.
但你是个钓客 琼斯博士 But you're a fisherman, Dr. Jones.
很抱歉 我没明白 I'm sorry, I don't follow.
你一般要等多久才能钓到鱼 How many hours do you fish before you catch something?
十几个小时吗 Dozens?
有的时候要等上几百个小时 Gosh, hundreds sometimes.
对你这样相信事实和数据的人来说 这样利用时间合理吗 Is that a good use of your time for a facts-and-figures man?
尽管成功的几率小之又小 But you persist in the wind and the rain and the cold
你依然在坚持 风雨无阻 with such poor odds of success.
为什么 Why?
因为你是有信仰的人 阿尔弗雷德博士 Because you're a man of faith, Dr. Alfred.
最终 And in the end,
你的信仰和坚持会收到回报 you are rewarded for your faith and constancy
钓到的鱼就是回报 With a fish.
无意冒犯 With due respect,
钓鱼和宗教不能混为一谈 阁下 fishing and religion are hardly the same thing, Your Excellency.
也无意冒犯 With equal respect,
但我不同意你的看法 I have to disagree.
敬杯酒吧 A toast?
致信仰 To faith.
和鱼 And fish.
致信仰和鱼 To faith and fish.
和科学 And science.
你今晚不高兴吗 哈莉女士 You're unhappy tonight, Ms. Harriet?
不 我很好 No. I'm fine, really.
我妻子成群 I have too many wives
所以女人高不高兴我都能看出来 not to know when a woman is unhappy.
虽然我的妻子们不会像你这样不露声色 Though mine are not so quiet about it.
我的男朋友罗伯特被发配到阿富汗了 Robert, he's my boyfriend, has just been posted to Afghanistan.
或者其他地方 Or somewhere.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
不 没关系 No, it's fine.
要待多久 For how long?
他们不告诉我们这种事 They don't really tell us things like that.
太让人担心了 How worrying.
我尽量不去想 I just try not to think about it.
你结婚了吗 阿尔弗雷德博士 And you are married, Dr. Alfred?
结了 Indeed.
她能让你过来真是太好了 It is kind of her to spare you.
我妻子现在正在日内瓦工作 所以... My wife's actually working abroad at the moment in Geneva, so...
所以你俩的共同点还挺多 So you two have more in common than one might suppose.
看来我说错话了 很抱歉 I have put my feet in it. Please forgive me.
正好该去睡觉了 Perfect moment to retire to bed.
-晚安 -晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
谢谢您今晚的款待 Thank you for a lovely evening.
不客气 You're welcome.
-阿尔弗雷德博士 -阁下 - Dr. Alfred. - Your Excellency.
我知道你是逼不得已才决定帮我们 I know you have been persuaded to help us,
但只有你敞开心怀 but unless you do this with an open heart,
我们才有可能成功 I don't think anything will come of it.
所以 请你仔细考虑 So, please, consider.
当然 Of course.
希望我们能再见面 I hope we meet again.
琼斯博士 Dr. Jones.
什么事 Yes?
我想知道 你怎么想 Well, I was just wondering what you thought.
酋长的英语 Well, the sheikh's English
已经有点神秘主义气息了 你不觉得吗 has a certain tendency towards the mystical, don't you think?
虽然这整件事很荒唐 But then, doolally as this entire enterprise clearly is,
但今天是很久以来 I've had the most pleasant
我度过的最愉快的一天 day I can remember having for quite a long time.
所以 如果酋长肯投资 So, if the sheikh is paying, as it were,
我们就开工 on we go.
太好了 Great.
晚安 切伍德·塔波特女士 Good night, Ms. Chetwode-Talbot.
晚安 琼斯博士 Good night, Dr. Jones.
今晚很愉快 It's been a pleasure.
是 Yes.
你有没有想过 如果环境署 Have you any idea what an outcry there would be
从英国抓一万条鲑鱼 if the Environment Agency
运到该死的也门 stripped British rivers of 10,000 salmon
会引发多大的抗议 and shipped them off to the effing Yemen?
那你能提供多少条 Well, how many can you spare?
一条都不给 None!
老天啊 伯纳德 Christ, Bernard!
钓客都是痴迷的疯子 Anglers, they're obsessive crazies.
你以为只有基地组织是威胁吗 You think AI Qaeda are a threat,
再好好想想 老兄 think again, mate.
我见过钓手淌进水里 I've seen a fly fisherman wade into a river
想把一个穿着荧光服经过的 and try and drown a canoeist
划船的人溺死 just for passing by in a Day-Glo jacket.
想从英国抓这些鱼 You haven't got a hope in
门都没有 hell of getting these fish from British rivers.
-进来 -琼斯博士 你好 - Yes? - Dr. Jones. Hello.
切伍德·塔波特女士 你怎么来了 Ms. Chetwode-Talbot. How nice.
-我们有约吗 -没有 - Did we book a meeting? - No.
你之前不是说 You know how you said that you wanted a meeting
想跟三峡大坝的水利工程师开个会吗 with the hydro-engineering team from the Three Gorges Dam?
-我说了吗 -没错 - Did I say that? - Yes.
可能当时有些草率 That might have been a little hasty.
-他们现在就在外面 -谁 - They're outside. - Who?
三峡大坝的首席工程师们 The chief hydro-engineering team from the Three Gorges Dam.
在这儿吗 Here?
我发邮件说了流速计算的事 I e-mailed them about the flow rate calculus,
我觉得肯定是... and I think there must have been some kind of...
我中文荒废很久了 My Mandarin is very rusty.
天哪 Bloody hell.
我们能够控制从上游下来的水流 We are able to control the flow of water from the upstream dam.
但是 But we are...
我们担心 Well, we're concerned
砂岩墙的能力 about the capability of the sandstone walls.
会有 I mean, there's the
山洪暴发 possibility also of some flash-flood scenario.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
天哪 你觉得我们糊弄过去了吗 My God, do you think we got away with it?
-我觉得是 -对不起 琼斯博士 - Do you know, I think we did. - I'm so sorry, Dr. Jones.
不 不用道歉 No, please don't apologize.
我们这下有工程师了 I think we've just found our engineers.
-是啊 -我是说 - Yes. - I mean,
如果工程能发展到那一步的话 should the project, of course, get that far.
你的中文比我想象的要好很多 Your Mandarin was much better than I expected.
-谢谢 -我是伯纳德·撒丹 这里的部长 - Thank you. - Bernard Sugden, Head of Department.
你好 Hello.
阿尔弗雷德没有给你添麻烦吧 Alfred not bothering you too much, I hope?
没有 No.
菲茨哈里斯&普莱斯的切伍德·塔波特女士 Ms. Chetwode-Talbot from Fitzharris & Price.
你好 Hello.
打赌他还不知道你叫什么名字吧 Bet he doesn't even know your first name, does he?
那帮子人是什么来头 So, who were all those little chippy-chappies?
他们是建造三峡大坝的工程师 Those are the engineers from the Three Gorges Dam.
中国的那个三峡吗 What, the one in China?
-还有哪里有 -其他地方应该没有的 - Is there another? - Don't think there's another one.
你给我们引见下 Would have appreciated an introduction.
伯纳德就是那个 Bernard is the man who's responsible
负责弄一万条大西洋鲑的人 for acquiring our 10,000 native Atlantic salmon.
进展如何啊 How's that coming along, Bernard?
不用你操心 尽在掌握中 Don't you worry about that, Fred. It's all in hand.
别拖拖拉拉的 我们的期限快到了 Well, don't dilly-dally. Our end is coming along.
-实际上我们正好赶上计划 -是的 - We're bang on schedule, in fact. - Yes.
你们是准备在食堂聊呢 A debrief in the canteen,
还是边吃弗雷德拿手的三明治边聊 or has Fred brought in the famous sandwiches?
切伍德·塔波特小姐和我要出去吃 Ms. Chetwode-Talbot and I are going out for lunch, Bernard.
有很多事情要谈 There's lots to discuss.
克莱尔 你能让贝蒂带上我的包吗 谢谢 Clare, could you ask Betty to bring my bag? Thank you.
没问题 琼斯博士 Certainly, Dr. Jones.
你确定不喝一杯吗 Are you sure you won't have one?
午饭时喝酒 At lunch time?
琼斯博士 我有四年 Dr. Jones, I haven't spoken
没说过一句普通话了 a word of Mandarin for about four years,
所以就算你不赏脸 我也要庆祝下 so I am celebrating even if you're not.
我只在周末喝酒 I only drink alcohol on the weekend.
而且也是要在晚上七点之后 And even then, only after 7:00.
从没例外吗 No exceptions?
我印象中没有 None that I can think of.
我的婚礼在周五 Well, yeah. We got married on a Friday,
不过我记得 but I think it was, as I recall,
那应该是北爱尔兰的一个法定假日 a bank holiday in Northern Ireland,
所以我允许自己小酌一杯 so I allowed myself, I think, a glass on a technicality.
我这是在说笑话呢 That was an attempt at a joke, Ms. Chetwode-Talbot.
好吧 真好笑 Right. Good one.
你真的认为进展顺利吗 Do you really think it's going extremely well?
-什么 -这项目啊 - What? - The project.
你说项目啊 The project.
这完全是天方夜谭 Well, it's utter nonsense, of course,
只有那种脑子有病 naturally, the bagatelle
的有钱人才干得出 of a man with more money than sense, but...
但是我确实没发现不可行的理由 I haven't actually found anything to say that it couldn't work.
我是从理论角度来说 You know, theoretically, of course.
理论上 理论上而言 In theory. Well, theoretically speaking, in theory it...
-我们拭目以待 -是的 - We'll see, yes. - Of course.
这些是参与竞标制作 Actually, these are the companies that have bid for the contract
放置在河谷下游的储鱼罐的公司 to build the holding tanks at the downstream end of the wadi.
-我们看一下好吗 -现在吗 - Shall we go through these? - Now?
是的 现在看 Yes, we could go through them now.
我们能边吃边工作 Well, we could work and eat, no?
好的 没问题 Yes, I... Yes, all right, then.
-这家是 -但首先 干杯 - This one's from... - Before that, cheers.
-干杯 -用水敬酒会遭噩运的 - Cheers. - Very bad luck with water.
有些人是这么认为的 Some people think it's bad luck.
-EWB公司 -对不起 接个电话 - EWB... - Sorry. Excuse me.
是兵营打来的 是罗伯特 It's the barracks. It's Robert.
-不好意思 -你去打吧 - Sorry. - No. Go on.
-你好 -去吧 - Hello. - Go ahead.
你好 Hello?
是的 Yes?
什么 What?
切伍德·塔波特女士 你没事吧 Are you all right, Ms. Chetwode-Talbot?
他在作战中失踪了 He's missing in action.
这到底怎么回事 What does that mean?
上楼去吧 我们去拿你的... Come upstairs and we'll get you your...
不好 让我静一下 No, I just need a minute.
你好 我的名字是哈莉·切伍德·塔波特 Hello. My name's Harriet Chetwode-Talbot.
我认识罗伯特才三个星期 Well, I only knew him for three weeks,
但我是他女友了 but I am Robert's girlfriend.
我想问下 你是否知道什么情况 I was wondering if you knew anything...
好的 当然 Of course. Yes.
抱歉 梅耶斯夫人 我... Sorry, Mrs. Mayers. Yes, I...
好的 没问题 再见 Yes, of course. Goodbye.
这里是哈莉·切伍德·塔波特住所 You've reached Harriet Chetwode-Talbot.
请留言 Leave a message after the beep.
切伍德·塔波特女士 我是琼斯博士 Ms. Chetwode-Talbot, it's Dr. Jones here.
请原谅我打你家里电话 Please forgive me for calling you on your home number.
我也不知如何是好 I was at something of a loss.
我知道你这一周过得非常艰难 I realize that this has not been an easy week for you,
但我想知道 but I was wondering when
你什么时候能回办公室 you might be coming back into the office.
我和英国氧气公司的 I had a very productive meeting
工程师们开了个会 收获颇丰 with the engineers from British Oxygen Company
得到了很多数据 and, well, there's a lot of data coming in.
数据量非常大 Really a considerable amount.
我想不用我提醒 I'm sure I don't have to
你也知道我们这工程是有时间结点的 remind you that we are working to a deadline.
你知道的 时间和潮汐不会等我 Time and tide, as I am sure you are aware, waits for no man.
也不会等你 Or woman.
不管怎样 我希望 Anyway, I look forward to hearing
你能尽快给我答复 再见 from you at your earliest convenience. Goodbye.
我能进来吗 Can I come in?
为什么 Why?
这么站着你会感冒的 Well, you might get cold.
-很好 -什么 - Very nice. - What?
我说你的公寓 很舒适 Your flat. Very pleasant.
听着 我不会去上班的 Look, I'm not... I'm not coming into work, all right,
因为我得留在这儿 because I need to stay here.
万一有什么消息 I need to be here in case there's news.
任何一个有人性有情感 So, actually, anyone with a shred of understanding,
懂得理解的人 or humanity, or simple feeling,
这么说吧 只要没得埃斯伯格综合症[孤独症的一种]的人 who, frankly, wasn't suffering from some kind of Asperger's,
都应该知道 最不该在这时候 would know that the last thing that I need
给我打那种催命的电话 is your bullying little phone call
让我去上班 给我讲关于鱼的事情 asking me to come into work so that you can update me on fish.
你想给我讲钓鱼的事情 You want to fill me in on fishing.
琼斯博士 你带着你的研究 Well, Dr. Jones, you can take your work
从这里滚出去 and you can shove it up your unfeeling arse.
我不是来讨论工作的 I didn't come here to talk to you about work.
那你来干什么 Then why are you here?
我给你做了个三明治 I made you a sandwich.
为什么 Why?
我估计你没怎么吃饭 是吗 You're probably not eating. Are you?
没吃吧 吃饭非常重要 No. You see, it's very important.
你多少得吃点 You must eat something.
切伍德·塔波特女士 Ms. Chetwode-Talbot.
拿着 Here.
我该怎么办啊 I don't know what to do.
我不知道该怎么办 I don't know what to do because...
对不起 琼斯博士 I'm so sorry, Dr. Jones.
就叫我弗雷德 Call me Fred. Just call me Fred.
-你现在没事了吧 -是的 - You're all right now? - Yeah.
没事了 You all right?
-对不起 -别这样 - Sorry. - No, don't.
我去拿个碟子 把这个放碟子上 Why don't I get a plate and we... You can put this on a plate.
-要我去吗 -不用 我来吧 - Shall I do it? - No, it's okay. I'll do it.
我为之前说的话道歉 I'm so sorry about what I said before.
我太过分了 That is just unforgivable.
得埃斯伯格综合症的人有一点好 The great thing about people with Asperger's
就是别人伤害不了他们的感情 is it's very difficult to hurt their feelings.
所以没关系 我随便你说 So it's all right, you can say whatever you like.
你又没得这病 我说的是气话 You don't have... You know, I was upset.
没关系 And rightly so.
你瞧 我自作主张买了一小瓶红酒 Look, I took the liberty of buying a wee bottle of wine.
希望你不介意 Now, I hope you don't mind.
我知道现在不是周末 I know it's not the weekend,
这酒配这鸭子吃正好 but this one goes very well with duck.
我不是很饿 I'm not very hungry.
哈莉你的试着吃点 Harriet, you've got to try and eat...
我能叫你哈莉吗 Is it all right... Is it all right for me to call you Harriet?
我的父亲 My father is...
他以前是个军人 He's ex-Army,
他总是很坚强 so he's like very stiff
任何事都打不倒他 upper lip and don't make a fuss about anything,
但我是一个爱哭鬼 but I'm more of a gusher.
他是这么称呼我的 I think that's his word for me, anyway.
我不是那种坚强的人 My upper lip's never been very stiff, I'm afraid.
但你男友还健在 But you still have a boyfriend.
虽然军事上的事我不太懂 I mean, I don't know a great deal about such things, but...
但罗伯特没被列入阵亡名单是吗 Robert hasn't been listed as being dead, has he?
没有 但我感觉"战场失踪"在军方来说就是... No. But I just feel that "Missing in action" is Army-speak for...
阵亡吗 不对不对 作为公务人员 我知道 Dead? No. No, as a civil servant, I happen to know that
国防部不喜欢模棱两可的词 the Ministry of Defense absolutely hate uncertainty of any kind.
如果他阵亡了 他们就会说"阵亡" If he were dead, they would simply say "Dead."
你能别说这个词了吗 Can you stop using that word, please?
-对不起 -没关系 - I beg your pardon. - It's okay.
他们说一有消息就打电话 They say that they'll call when there's news.
但是他们没打 估计还没有消息 But they don't, so I guess there isn't.
一起去也门吧 Come to the Yemen.
我们明天动身 就去几天 We're leaving tomorrow, just for a few days.
-地质研究 工程调查 -不好 - Geological studies, engineering surveys. - No.
我们还召集了一队考古学家 We even have a team of archeologists
看看是不是能找到约柜 checking we're not about to submerge the Ark of the Covenant,
真要是那样就太不幸了 which would be unfortunate, you know.
我离不开 可能会有消息来 No, I can't leave because there might be news and...
那样的话 Well, then, you'll fly
你就坐酋长的私人飞机立马赶回 back on the sheikh's private jet immediately.
他怎么会那么做 Why would he do that?
我向他提过了 Because I asked him to.
酋长和我对你的工作 Your services are very highly valued by the sheikh,
评价都很高 and by me.
这个项目不能没有你 The project really can't do without you.
我才不在乎 Who the hell cares?
什么项目 就是钓鱼而已 谁在乎啊 Project? I mean, it's fishing. You know, who the hell cares?
说来也奇怪 但是我在乎 Well, strangely enough, I do.
我知道 这可能会是个严重的错误 I mean, I know it's probably just a terrible folly,
但是有时 我还是不禁会想 but, still, I can't help sometimes imagining that this
这么疯狂的事儿说不定真能成 crazy enterprise might just come off.
要是运气好点 人手对路的话 You know, with a bit of luck and with the right people.
而你 百分之一百二的 And you, you are most definitely, most definitely
属于那种对路的人 one of the most rightest people
遇到你真是我的福气 that I've had the good fortune to come across.
希望你原谅我的用词不当 If you'll forgive the grammatical inadequacies of that sentence.
你有没有这种感觉 Do you sometimes think that maybe we're just
咱们参与了一个天大的笑话 part of a lavish practical joke?
你指什么 是说这里有鲑鱼 What do you mean? Salmon, here?
我现在开始相信了 Yes, I'm beginning to suppose that.
据我所知 现在都没人去教堂了 I don't know anyone that goes to church anymore.
我觉得也是 I don't think I do, either.
周日大家都去逛超市 On a Sunday, we go to Target.
这些沙砾 You know, this gravel here is
是鲑鱼的完美产卵场所 perfect for salmon to lay their eggs in between.
有谁能想到 在也门这儿 Who'd have thought that here in the middle of the Yemen,
竟然有适合鲑鱼产卵的地方 perfect spawning grounds for salmon?
弗雷德 你看 Fred, look.
什么 What?
看到了 Yes.
-谢谢 -谢谢 - Thank you. - Thank you.
哈莉 这水 Harriet, the water.
-真美味 -真凉 - It's beautiful. - It's cold.
她井里的水是凉的 The water in her well is cold.
我的天啊 Oh, my goodness.
真的动工了 It's really happening, Fred.
天啊 是啊 Oh, my goodness, it really is.
不可思议 Unbelievable.
这帮子人竟然说 These men, they say that
我给这沙漠带来水 生命的同时 by bringing water, life, to this desert,
还带来了西方的文明 I am bringing the Western ways to our land.
他们说我侮辱了神明 They say I have insulted God himself.
他们真是些傻瓜 I say they are fools.
非常抱歉 我的朋友 A thousand apologies, my friends.
只能用这种方式 Please, this is not a way
给你们介绍我们伟大的工程 to introduce you to our great enterprise.
看 Look.
是不是很宏伟 Is it not magnificent?
太美了 It's beautiful.
的确 Certainly is.
太不可思议了 Bloody amazing.
-你好 -你好 - Hello. - Hello.
最后再说一遍 撒丹 For the last time, Sugden,
我真没法帮你弄到那些鱼 there is absolutely no way I can get you these fish.
汤姆 这要求是上面下达的 很高层 Tom, this comes from the top. The very top.
就算是老天想要钓鱼我也不在乎 I don't care if God's taken up fly fishing.
我建议你把这事儿办了 Now, I suggest you make this work, Tom.
这算是威胁吗 Is that a threat, Sugden?
现在经济不景气 到处在裁员 These are difficult days, Tom. Cuts. Cuts everywhere.
我也不清楚 你们环境局情况如何 I don't know. Is the Environment Agency a frontline service?
还真是威胁我 That is a threat.
这算是个机遇 See it as an opportunity.
好吧 一个机会 Well, then. An opportunity.
希拉里 帮我找下《垂钓月刊》的马修·斯威特 Hilary, get me Matthew Sweet from Fly Fishing Monthly, will you?
《垂钓者》可耻的计划 掠夺我们的河流
《钓鱼者邮报》救救我们的鲑鱼
《卫报》英国钓鱼者上街游行
《每日电讯》从酋长手中拯救鲑鱼
《太阳报》伯纳德·撒丹 鲑鱼掠夺者 邪恶的脸孔
这就是我所知道的 That's all I've been told, and so I...
好的 Okay. All right, then.
请你 一定要打电话给我 Well, please, please, please call me when...
好了 再见 Okay. Bye.
抱歉 我吵醒你了吗 I'm so sorry. Did I wake you up?
不不 有消息了 No. No, no. News?
没有 我就是给罗伯特的手机留个消息 No. No, I was just leaving a message on Robert's phone
我太傻了 他根本就没带手机 which is ridiculous because he hasn't got his phone with him.
我知道的 And I know that.
我快要发疯了 Just turning into a madwoman.
没有 No.
我生活遇到麻烦的时候 我会和鱼说话 No, when things get tricky in my life, I talk to my fish.
我有个池塘 I have a pond.
你给答录机留言 Talking to an answering
比我和锦鲤说话要正常多了 machine is no madder than chatting to koi carp.
只是我想象不出你会遇到麻烦 I just somehow wouldn't associate you with having a tricky life.
我认为 Well, it wouldn't do to
和同事倾诉自己的情感 talk about your emotions with a colleague,
没什么帮助的吧 would it, Ms. Chetwode-Talbot?
我觉得 No, I think...
我觉得已经不是麻烦那么简单了 I think things are beyond tricky, really.
这种状况已经维持一段时间了 They have been for some time.
玛丽在日内瓦 我在这里 Mary's in Geneva. I'm here.
锦鲤在萨里 The koi carp are alone in Surrey.
我们结婚的时候很年轻 We got married very young.
抱歉 I'm sorry, I didn't...
我不知道事情有那么难 I didn't really know things were hard.
不用道歉 总会有希望的 No, don't apologize. There's always hope.
咱们俩都有希望 For me and for you.
你知道吗 我甚至都想不起他长什么样子 Do you know, I can't even remember what he looks like.
记不清了 Not exactly.
但是我就是放不下 But I'm stuck,
不能释怀 and I can't move on.
我这么做有意义吗 Does that make any sense?
非常有意义 Yes. Totally.
我感觉自己这么停滞不前有好几年了 I feel a bit like I've been stuck for years.
但是你能向前走 Yes, but you can move on.
理论上可以 Well, I suppose in theory.
你应该感到快乐 弗雷德 You should be happy, Fred.
我就知道你有个池塘 I knew you'd have a pond.
我们给过那叛徒机会 The traitor has had his chance.
你知道该怎么做 You know what to do.
别让我们失望 Do not fail us.
我认为把苏格兰鲑运到其他国家 I think the idea of taking Scottish salmon to a foreign country
是个很愚蠢的主意 is absolutely absurd.
这些鱼在这里的河流里 These fish have been running
最新消息
已经生长了数千年 these rivers for tens of thousands of years.
我一生都是在苏格兰的河里垂钓 I've fished the rivers of Scotland all my life.
是的 首相 Yes, Prime Minister.
看来那些 It would appear that the gentle
喜好钓鱼的绅士们并不绅士嘛 fisherfolk are not so effing gentle after all.
这是对国家河流的奸淫掳掠 ...rape and pillage of our national rivers...
什么 停止整个计划 What, ditch the whole thing?
不行 不行 首相先生 No. No, no, no, Prime Minister.
我们只需要到别处去找鱼 No, we mustjust find the fish somewhere bloody else.
你们的塔挡住了我的手机信号 Your turrets are blocking my reception.
很抱歉 夫人 Well, I'm terribly sorry about that, madam.
请跟我来 If you'd care to follow me, please.
麦斯威尔夫人 Mrs. Maxwell.
-很荣幸见到你 -很荣幸 - Pleasure to meet you. - It's an honor.
生日快乐 帕崔莎 Happy birthday, Patricia.
真应该在内阁里招些这种人 Yes, we could do with a few more like you in Cabinet.
阁下 这真太好了 Very good, Your Excellency.
您能拨冗视察我们的项目 I'm grateful, indeed, that you
我感激不尽 could spare some time for our little project.
是啊 为了你这事儿 Yes. Well, we have gone out
咱们还真冒了不少风险 on a bit of a limb for you, Your Excellency,
但是首相很喜欢钓鱼 but the Prime Minister does love his fishing.
-是吗 -是的 从来都是杆不离手 - Really? - Yes. Rod's never out of his hand.
言归正传 Anyway, down to business.
这鱼 鲑鱼 The fish. The salmon.
我们不能从英国的水域里弄 We're not gonna get it out of British waters.
关于这事儿现在闹得纷纷扬扬 你也应该有耳闻 There's a bloody big fuss about it, as no doubt you've heard.
真不知道钓鱼这回事儿 我反正不钓 Don't know what it is about fishing. Anyway, no-goer.
-但是我认为 -然而 - Yes, but I thought... - However,
我解决了这个问题 I have solved your problem.
看见没 就这一块估计就得有几千条 See? There must be thousands in this one alone.
这老兄在海岸线这边有四个渔场 This guy's got four fish farms up and down the coast.
超市里都是他的鱼 得来全不费工夫啊 Stocks all the Tescos. Right under your nose.
这些鱼是用来吃的 这做法太野蛮了 These fish were bred for the dinner table. It's barbaric.
它们一生就没怎么游过 They've never run in their lives.
它们前面几代也没游过 Neither have their forebears for two generations.
他们怎么可能会游呢 Why would they run for us?
这些鲑鱼的区别 ...the difference in these salmon...
一打开水闸 We'd open the sluices
它们就会被冲到下游 不见踪迹 and they would just drift off downstream never to be seen again.
那么就先钓个几天 Well, get a couple of days fishing out of it,
然后再补充新的 是这么说来着吗 then just re-stock or whatever the word is.
货源看来很充足啊 Seems to be no shortage of them.
运往超市 ...In transit for the supermarkets.
这些鱼不会洄游 这不对 These fish will never run. They're just not right.
不对 鱼就是鱼 不是吗 Not right? Well, a fish is a fish is a fish, isn't it?
不对 你看麦斯威尔夫人 我是有远见的 No. You see, Mrs. Maxwell, I have a vision.
倦怠的 浮肿的冒牌鱼不在我的规划中 Tired, bloated pretenders are not part of this vision.
很不幸 我们政府也是有远见的 Well, unfortunately, Her Majesty's Government also has a vision,
那就是要么用渔场的鱼 要么就没有鱼 and that vision is farmed fish or no fish.
我感谢你的宝贵时间 Then I must thank you for your precious time.
但是我拒绝 And decline.
那也不给你顾问了 No advisers, either.
弗雷德你周一回办公室去 Back at your desk on Monday, Fred.
这样的话 我辞职 Well, in that case, I resign.
批准了 Resignation accepted.
-谢谢 -乐意效劳 - Thank you. - Pleasure.
这么一来 会怎么样 So, this leaves us with what?
没有鲑鱼 Well, with no salmon.
我们要有信念 We must have faith, Dr. Alfred.
阁下 你这个想法值得称颂 Well, that's a very laudable sentiment, Your Excellency,
但是我们没有时间了 but we're running out of time.
巧媳妇难为无"鱼"之炊 Can't catch faith with a fishing rod.
你好弗雷德 Hello, Fred.
穆罕默德·宾·在迪·巴尼·蒂哈马酋长 Sheikh Muhammed bin Zaidi bani Tihama!
你没事吧 Are you okay? Are you okay?
我看那人就觉得可疑 I didn't think he looked right, that man.
他竟然掏出把枪 你没事吧 And he pulled out a gun! Are you all right?
-是的 -你肯定 - Yes. - Are you sure?
是的 Yes.
谢谢 谢谢你 阿尔弗雷德博士 Thank you. Thank you, Dr. Alfred. Thank you very much.
别傻了 我只是挥了下杆 Don't be silly. Don't be silly. It was only a cast, really.
那杆法太棒了 A very good cast.
非常关键 An essential cast, one might say.
是的 我想是的 Yes, I suppose one might say that.
-拿着 -我的天啊 你没事吧 - Here. - My God, Fred. Are you all right?
是的 事情发生很快 就在霎那间 Yeah, yeah. It was very quick. It was over in a flash, really.
你怎么做到的 How did you do that?
那是蛇形刁手 我打到他了吗 I did a right-handed snake roll. Did I get him?
是的 太了不起了 Yes, it was extraordinary.
-你没事吧 -非常感谢 - Are you all right? - Yes, thank you very much.
请你继续工作 就当没发生过这事 Please, continue your work as if nothing had happened.
当然 当然 Of course, of course.
我欠你一命 I owe you my life.
别这么说 换了谁都会... No. Please, come on. Anyone would have...
这可不是你们英国人的客套话 阿尔弗雷德博士 This is not one of those British metaphors, Dr. Alfred.
这笔债我一定会还 The debt will be repaid.
-那再见了 -再见 - Bye, now. - Goodbye.
再见 Bye.
作为对众位议员上月七日 In response to the Right Honorable Member's question
所提出的问题的回应 of the 7th of last month,
国防部已经证实 the Ministry of Defense can now confirm
九月十三日的确发起过一项由英国 that an engagement by British Special Forces
特种部队执行的反恐行动 against known terrorists did occur on the 13th of September.
行动细节为机密 The details of this operation are classified.
但是 我可以说的是 However, I am at liberty to say
英国特种部队伤亡惨重 that serious casualties were incurred by the British forces.
我很遗憾的告知列位议员 I deeply regret to inform the House that
本次行动中无人生还 there were no survivors.
内部调查正在进行当中 An internal investigation is being carried out.
抱歉吵醒你了 Sorry to wake you up.
-不 不用 -只是 - No, don't be. - It's just...
没关系 It's okay.
只是 It's just...
我从来都没有机会去真正的了解他 I just never got the chance to really know him.
玛丽 Mary?
弗雷德 你回来了 Fred? There you are.
我不知道你回来了 I had no idea you were...
我今天放假 就想为什么不给你个惊喜 I got a day off and thought, "Why not surprise him?"
我从日内瓦街角的一家小店 I've got this wonderful Swiss mountain Comte
买到了一块上好的瑞士山区孔泰奶酪 from a little shop round the corner in Geneva.
怎么了 弗雷德 Is everything all right, Fred?
怎么没穿西装打领带 你今天也放假吗 Where's your suit and tie? Day off?
我辞职了 I resigned.
别胡说八道 Don't be ridiculous.
你辞职了 You've resigned?
那你的退职金呢 最后的薪水呢 What about your pension? It's final salary.
政府撤掉了鲑鱼垂钓这个项目 Well, the government pulled out of the salmon fishing project
但是我们已经投入了大量的时间和精力 and we'd put a lot of time and energy into it.
我不想就这么撒手不管 I didn't want to walk away from that.
我们 We?
对啊 我们所有人 Well, everyone involved.
我还有钱拿 如果你担心我的收入 I'm still being paid, if that's what you're worried about.
菲茨哈里斯&普莱斯给的更多 Fitzharris & Price have been more than...
我就知道这里面有她 I might have known she'd be involved.
你是说哈莉嘛 If you're referring to Harriet,
我们一起为这个项目工作 we're working on the project together.
她当然在里面 Of course she's involved.
哈莉是吗 Harriet?
你这么说是什么意思 玛丽 What do you mean exactly by that, Mary?
我在菲茨哈里斯&普莱斯的网站上看到她的照片了 I've seen her photograph on the Fitzharris & Price website.
你在拿你自己开玩笑 You're making a fool of yourself.
现在是你在胡说八道了 Now it's you that's being ridiculous.
是吗 Am I?
我可不会为了一个可笑的垂钓项目 I'm not the one abandoning a decent,
和一个穿短裙的办公室女郎 highly respected job
而放弃一份体面的好工作 for a joke fishing project and a short-skirted office girl.
-她不是个办公室女郎 -那她是什么 - She's not an office girl. - What is she, then, Fred? Hey?
告诉我她是什么 Just what is she?
她是个同事 She's a colleague.
-她是个很有才华的同事和 -和什么 - She's a very talented colleague and... - And?
和朋友 只是个朋友而已 And a friend! She's just a friend!
你爱她吗 Are you in love with her?
我什么都没做 玛丽 也没想做什么 I've done nothing, Mary. I have no expectations.
我没问你想做什么 I didn't ask about your expectations.
我问你爱不爱她 I asked if you were in love with her.
这是中年危机 完完全全的 真可悲 This is a mid-life crisis. It's textbook, it's pathetic.
我很抱歉 玛丽 I'm so sorry, Mary.
你会回来的 弗雷德 会想回来的 You'll be back, Fred. Or you'll try.
过六个月你就会求我重新接纳你 Six months and you'll be begging to be taken back in.
这是你命中注定的 It's in your DNA.
科学家都不会比我算得更准 You'd think a bloody scientist would know that much!
过六个月你就会求我重新接纳你 Six months and you'll be begging to be taken back in.
命中注定的 It's in your DNA.
我们不需要河里的野生鱼 We don't need native river fish.
养殖的就行 We'll be all right with farmed salmon.
我明白 我也不喜欢养殖鱼 I know. I don't much like them, but...
他们会洄游的 我知道 Well, they will run. I know it.
你好 阁下 Yes, Your Excellency.
尽管我们道义上和理论上都不太承认 Despite our moral and philosophical objections,
但是养殖的鲑鱼也会洄游 farmed salmon will run.
我百分之百肯定 I'm absolutely sure of it.
您真是不知疲倦啊 博士 You are tireless, Doctor.
您又有什么新发现了吗 You have uncovered some new research?
发表了一篇新论文吗 A new paper, perhaps?
没有 我就是知道 No, I just know it.
您就是知道 我懂了 You just know it. I see.
这就是信念 阿尔弗雷德博士 Faith, Dr. Alfred.
该死 好吧 就是信念 Damn it. Yes, all right, then, faith.
怎么样 So?
它们都活着 They're alive.
好痛 That hurts!
抱歉 宝贝 Sorry, sweetie.
-麦斯威尔夫人吗 -怎么了 - Mrs. Maxwell? - What?
好消息 先前被认定已阵亡的一名军官 Amazing news. One of the officers presumed dead,
罗伯特·梅耶斯上尉 找到了 还活着 Captain Robert Mayers, has been found alive.
-很好 -是的 我们非常高兴 - Good. - Yes, we're very pleased.
的确 很好 Yes, very good.
对他的家人来说是个大好消息 It's very good news for the family.
还有他的女朋友 切伍德·塔波特小姐 And his girlfriend, Ms. Chetwode-Talbot.
等等 等等 还有谁知道这消息 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Who else knows about this?
您是第一个知道的 You're the first to know.
很好 先保密 Right, keep it that way.
对媒体完全封锁 明白吗 Total press embargo. Do you understand?
好的 麦斯威尔夫人 Yes, Mrs. Maxwell.
鲑鱼垂钓那个项目 That salmon fishing thing.
还在进行吗 Is that still happening?
据我所知是 As far as I'm aware.
-还在进行 -是 - It is? - Yes.
-在也门 -是 - Yemen? - Yes.
太好了 Perfect.
好事都赶到一起了 Yes, this is all coming together very nicely.
-首相先生 您真会钓鱼吗 -会
-真的吗 -不
-外交部长会 你能不能派那个废物去一趟也门 -好
我想要创造一个小小的奇迹 I intended to create a small miracle.
去赞美上帝 让我们各部落凝结在一起 Something to glorify God and bring our tribes together.
有的时候我会问自己 Sometimes I wonder if we
现在所做的能否造福人类 haven't created something that glorifies man.
这句话说得真好 It is a very fine line.
但是太狂妄 阿尔弗雷德博士 Hubris, Dr. Alfred.
太狂妄 Hubris.
-这真美 -美极了 - It's nice here. - Beautiful.
你知道吗 我想这个项目救了我 You know, Fred, this project, it saved me. I think.
你知道 发生了这么多事 You know, with everything that happened.
那些养殖鱼最好给我洄游 So those farmed fish had better run.
-我想它们会的 -是吗 - I believe they will. - You do?
我相信逆流而上 Yes, I believe that it's in
是它们深植于心中的本能 the very core of their being to head upstream
尽管它们从未洄游 它们的父母也没有 even if they never have, even if the parent fish never have.
看这个 Look at this.
看看 Look at that.
玛丽说了一些关于我的话 Mary said something about me.
她说我骨子里注定要回去 She said that I was genetically
跟她过那种呆板无趣的生活 programmed to return to a dull pedestrian life with her.
说我是我命中注定的 That it was in my DNA.
那你觉得你会回去吗 Do you think that you are?
不 不会 我属于这里 一直都是 No. No, I belong here. I always have done.
-哈莉 -嗯 - Harriet. - Yes.
我在想你和我 I was wondering about you and me.
理论上是可能的 The theoretical possibility in the same way
就像人登上火星理论上也是可能的 as a manned mission to Mars is a theoretical possibility.
显然的 Obviously.
或者像在也门钓鲑鱼理论上也是可能的 Or salmon fishing in the Yemen.
我愿意 Yes.
-你愿意 -对 - Yes? - Yes.
但是我需要一点时间 I just need a little time.
当然 当然 你慢慢来 Of course, of course. All the time you want.
谢谢你 Thank you.
-外交部长先生 -叫我布莱恩·弗里特 - Mr. Foreign Secretary. - Brian Fleet.
钓鱼高手啊 The great fisherman.
高手 说实话 我有几年没钓过鱼了 The great... Well, it has been a little while, to be honest.
手有点生了 你懂的 A bit rusty, you know.
有些技能学会了就不会忘 Some skills are never forgotten.
请跟这个人去您的帐篷 我一会就过去 Please, follow this man to your tent. I shall join you shortly.
你说什么来着 What have you been saying?
没人对 Fishing's the last thing
钓鱼感兴趣 相信我 anyone's gonna be interested in, trust me.
你主要负责照相就行 桑尼·基姆 Get ready for the photo op of a lifetime, Sonny Jim.
用不着钓到鲑鱼 N-S-R. No salmon required.
那是毛琼斯吗 Is that a Woolly Jones?
不 这是我的新发明 No, this is a new one I've invented.
是吗 Is it?
叫什么 What's it called?
叫切伍德·塔波特美人 This one is called the Chetwode-Talbot Beauty.
很好听 That's very nice.
真的 It's true.
你不是开玩笑吧 You're not being funny?
不是 我没有幽默感 你记得吧 No, I don't have a sense of humor, as you recall.
那倒是 That is true.
-真美 -她是很美 - Beautiful. - Yes, she is.
给 Here.
谢谢 Thank you.
你不觉得我们该找点事做吗 准备准备 Don't you think we should be doing something, Fred? Preparing?
我准备着呢 I am preparing.
为了这个大事做做准备 你知道 Well, for the whole thing, you know.
一切都准备就绪了 哈莉 放轻松 Everything's done, Harriet, it's fine. Just relax.
你刚刚 Did you just...
阿尔弗雷德·琼斯博士刚刚叫我放轻松 Dr. Alfred Jones just told me to relax.
这个世界是怎么了 What is the world coming to?
天哪 Oh, my God.
哈莉 Harriet.
好了 哈莉和罗伯特 Right, Harriet and Robert...
好了 好了 先闭嘴 记者同志们 Right, okay. Shut up, hacks.
不要问军事行动的事 那是机密 No military stuff. It's classified.
无所谓 反正你们也不明白 Anyway, I don't think you'd understand it.
你们只需要知道 The only thing you need to
这个人 这位梅耶斯上尉 know is that this man, Captain Mayers here,
是一位战争英雄 is a war hero.
只许问有人情味的问题 这位先生 Human interest stuff only. Sir.
哈莉 你能告诉我们重逢的感觉吗 Harriet, can you tell us how it feels?
那种感觉 It feels like it's a...
很震惊 但是也很美好 It's a... It's a shock, but it's wonderful.
你们吻一下可以吗 Please can we have a kiss?
来嘛 来吧 Go on. Come on.
我很抱歉 朋友 I am sorry, my friend.
别 不用 这是 No, no, it's...
是个奇迹 It's a miracle.
的确 Indeed.
不过 我还是为你感到抱歉 Nevertheless, I'm sorry.
好了 先生们 就到这里吧 All right, gentlemen, gentlemen, I think that's all.
给这对情侣一点点隐私 A little privacy for the couple, please.
我想说英国政府 I'd just like to say that the British government
很荣幸能在此次哈莉和上尉梅耶斯 is proud to have played a small but significant part
的重聚中扮演一个很小却不和或缺的角色 in this extraordinary reunion of Harriet and Captain Mayers.
我们来这就是为了这事 That's what we're here for.
感觉很奇怪 This is strange.
不好的奇怪吗 Bad strange?
不 好的奇怪 No, good strange.
你介不介意我们不要 Do you mind if we don't...
不 当然不介意 No, of course not.
不急 There's no rush.
那你就抱抱我好吗 Will you just hold me?
你怎么搀和到这个项目里的 H How did you get caught up in this, H?
在这钓鲑鱼 真异想天开 Salmon fishing out here? It's ridiculous.
酋长总是有些意想不到的想法 Well, you never know with the sheikh.
我还以为你会住在 I expect there will be a
六星级宾馆 外面有高尔夫球场 six-star hotel and a golf course before you know it.
那可不是酋长的风格 That's not his style at all.
但是你信不信 Don't you believe it.
他总有办法把钱挣回来的 He's gotta make his money back somehow.
那些阿拉伯人可一点都不笨 They're no fools, these Arabs.
别离开我
我很对不起你 玛丽 但分开是最好的选择
你也睡不着吗 You don't sleep, either?
我睡得不多 No, not much.
这样啊 Well...
起码这个时候没有那些该死的记者 At least there's no bloody journos around at this time, anyway.
你很照顾哈莉 弗雷德 You've been very good to Harriet, Fred.
我很感谢你 I appreciate it.
我爱她 I love her.
对 她很出色 Yeah, she's great.
真的很出色 She's really great.
不 No.
我爱她 I love her.
她爱你吗 Does she love you?
我还不知道 I don't know now.
昨天 你还是个死人 Yesterday, you weren't alive.
我很抱歉我没死在壕沟里 Well, I apologize for not being dead in a ditch.
我觉得我不能接受你的道歉 I don't think I can accept your apology.
这是个笑话吗 Is that a joke?
是 差不多 我不是很会讲笑话 Yes, yes, sort of. I'm not... I've never been very good at jokes.
别放在心上 罗伯特 真的 It's all right, Robert. Really.
别放心上 It's all right.
这一天到来了 The day has arrived.
在建立堤坝之前 这里只是干涸的河床 Before the dam, this was a dry riverbed.
但现在 大家都看得到 我们有水了 And now, as you all can see, we have water.
今天 希望我们能找到唯一缺少的东西 And today, we hope we shall discover the one missing thing.
所以 谢谢你 谢谢大家的到来 So, thank you, one and all, for coming
尽管你们中没有一个人 连我自己 as not one of you, not even my dear self,
都不知道我这个奇怪的实验能不能成功 knows if this curious experiment of mine will actually work.
最好给我成功 It better had bloody work.
成不成功都不重要 宝贝 Doesn't matter if it works or not, dolly.
重要的是你 All that matters is you.
是你要和战争英雄一起钓鱼 Fishing on Sky tonight with our war hero.
-我都好几年不钓鱼了 -上帝啊 - I haven't done this in years. - For God's sake.
那里有成千上万条鱼 There are 10,000 fish in there.
要是你一条都钓不上来 If you can't hook one of them,
你就哪凉快哪呆着去吧 you can just flip off back to Transport.
我的想法是让这片沙漠变成绿色 My intention is to color this desert in green.
为我的人民和人民的子孙后代 Make an agricultural industry for my people,
发展农业产业 and the sons and daughters of my people for generations to come.
-果然不出所料 -所以我们聚集在此 - Right on cue. - So here we are,
穆斯林 基督徒和其他的外邦人 Muslims, Christians and the odd heathen.
我们为了信仰聚集在此 不是很好吗 We are all gathered here in an act of faith. And why not?
现在 到了我们一直等待的时刻 And now, the moment that we are all waiting for,
我们的努力要见成果了 the fruits of all our efforts.
真理的时刻到来了 The moment of truth.
打开水闸 Open the sluices.
鱼往哪游 Where's it going?
游的方向不对 它们在顺流往下游 It's going the wrong way. It's heading downstream.
等一下 Wait a minute.
转过来了 等等 等等 It's turned around. Wait. Wait, wait.
-看 它们逆流而上了 -等等 - Look, they're going upstream. - Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
天哪 它们在洄游 弗雷德 看 Oh, my God, they're running. Fred, look.
看 Look!
-它们洄游了 弗雷德 -它们洄游了 - They're running, Fred! - They're running!
金毛的 下来 过来 给我过来 Blondie. Come down here, come on. Come down here now.
看那 我们得给他和酋长照张合影 Look, we ought to get a picture of him with the sheikh.
-成功了 阁下 -是啊 - It's working, Your Excellency. - It is.
它们在逆流向上游 看 They are running upstream, look!
咱们去钓鱼 阿尔弗雷德博士 Let's go fishing, Dr. Alfred.
甩杆啊 宝贝 Turn it on, dolly.
我得再往前走走 I need to get further out.
我的天哪 快点 快走啊 For God's sakes. Come on, off you go!
你拍到了吗 Have you got that?
是的 麦斯威尔夫人 Yes, Mrs. Maxwell.
但是能不能让他俩靠近点 But can we get them closer together?
我试试吧 罗伯特 亲爱的 God, I'll give it a go. Robert, darling.
你能不能回来 你能不能转过来点 Can you come... Can you turn around a bit?
我怕他甩杆刮到我 I'm worried about what he's doing with his rod.
很好 布莱恩 Lovely. And, Brian,
笑一笑好吗 just a nice smile, that would be good.
拍到了吗 Did you get that?
天哪 他真没用 God, he's useless, isn't he?
不穿胶靴更好玩 阿尔弗雷德博士 More fun without waders, Dr. Alfred.
是啊 Yes.
我想我钓到了一条 阿尔弗雷德博士 I think I caught one, Dr. Alfred.
很好 阁下 It's a beauty, Your Excellency.
小心后面 Look out behind you!
阁下 你后面 Your Excellency, behind you!
踩我上去 Step up,
不 你先上 No, you first!
我欠你的 阿尔弗雷德博士 I repay my debts, Dr. Alfred.
-好的 然后我拉你上来 -好的 - Okay. I'll pull you up. After... - Okay.
给你手 阁下 抓住 快点 Here, Your Excellency, hold on. Here, come on.
我们不再需要这个了 We won't need these anymore.
我就是不明白谁会这么做 I just don't understand who would do this.
他们为什么要这么做 Why would they do this?
我知道是谁 也知道原因 I know who. And I know why.
你不能找到他们 逮捕他们吗 Can't you find them? Arrest them?
有什么用呢 What for?
为了正义 Justice.
正义 Justice.
我认为这些破坏者 当然是坏人 I think these destroyers... Bad men, certainly.
但是我想他们也有他们的道理 But I think perhaps they have a point.
我希望人们能明白我们所做的 I expected people to understand what we were doing here.
我希望他们能看见 I expected them to see
这绝不仅仅是钓鱼这么简单 that it was really not about fishing at all.
但是到头来 是我要求的太多了 In the end, I asked for too much.
你会再尝试吗 Will you try again?
你应该问"我们应该再尝试吗" The question is "Will we try again?"
这个项目是我们的 This was ours.
对 但我想罗伯特会想回家 Yes, I think maybe Robert wants to go home.
所以 我不知道 So, I don't... I don't know.
你也要回家吗 弗雷德博士 Does home call, Dr. Fred?
我已经没有家了 I don't really have a home anymore.
曾经有那么一刻我拥有全世界 但是 There was a moment when I had everything, but...
现在我都不知道该干什么 Well, now I don't know what to do.
时机一到你就会知道 When the time comes, you will know.
那就等到那一刻吧 Well, until then.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我去跟弗雷德道个别 Just gonna say goodbye to Fred.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
什么 Sorry?
听着 哈莉 Listen, Harriet.
当我在沙漠里的时候 When I was in the desert,
唯一让我前行的动力就是对你的想念 the only thing that kept me going was the thought of you.
你不欠我的 You don't owe me anything.
我希望你明白 I want you to understand that.
所以 So...
我们要走了 We're going.
对不起 弗雷德 I'm so sorry, Fred.
这是个了不起的想法 也差点成功了 It was an extraordinary idea. It almost worked, too.
我说的不是这个项目 I wasn't talking about the project.
我也不确定我说的是不是 No, I'm not sure that I was.
我不想这样伤害你 I never meant to hurt you like this.
这不是你的错 It's not your fault.
我不知道该怎么做 I don't know what to do.
我恐怕不能帮你做决定 I can't help you there, I'm afraid.
你要留下吗 Are you going to stay?
留下干什么 Stay for what?
这什么都没有了 There's nothing here anymore.
没有你 河里也没有鱼了 Not you, not a single fish left in the river.
总得有人先行一步 祝好运 哈莉 Well, someone's gonna have to make a move. Good luck, Harriet.
阿尔弗雷德博士 看啊 Dr. Alfred, look!
它们还活着 They're alive!
我要留下来 I'm going to stay.
我要重新开始 I want to start again.
大不了我就一个人干 I'll do it on my own if I have to.
这次我要小规模的慢慢进行 I'll start small, though, this time.
用不同的方式 开始只用几条鱼实验 A different approach. Just a few fish to begin with.
多和当地人交流合作 Involve the local community more.
把这个做成他们的项目而不是我们的 Make it their project, not ours.
只有这样才能保护它 That's the way to protect it.
你需要一个助手吗 琼斯博士 Do you need an assistant, Dr. Jones?
我想我需要 酋长手里一定有人 Well, I suppose I will. I'm sure the sheikh has somebody that...
一个助手 An assistant?
一个伙伴 A partner.
是的 切伍德·塔波特小姐 Yes, Ms. Chetwode-Talbot.
非常需要 More than anything.
-帕西 你在哪 -骑着骆驼准备离开这 -公关灾难啊
马上就会变成公关胜利了 垂钓项目已重新上马 空气中飘着爱的味道 这事肯定上头版
-外交部长呢 -活的好好的 太不幸了
-鱼和熊掌不可兼得啊 -我们能不能开了那个废物
-你是说"将他广泛的才能发挥到其他部门"吗 -什么部门
-渔业部门怎么样 -好极了